found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
