oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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