We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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