Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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