I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
