We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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