Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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