I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
