Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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