if only i could text you this smell
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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