normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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