Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
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