no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
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