I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's blow job season.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
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