gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
