what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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