my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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