white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
