i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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