why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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