Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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