Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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