I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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