he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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