why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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