I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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