that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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