He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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