A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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