Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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