I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
