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You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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