Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
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