I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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