8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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