I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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