Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
