I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I just had sex on a roof
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
