I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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