Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
how does that bad decision feel?
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