i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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