I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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