Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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