is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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