I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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