you turned your livingroom into a bong?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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