he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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