I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You almost got us killed.
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