im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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