All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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